i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
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hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
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Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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