'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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