i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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