I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
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he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
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You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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