oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Randomize
