I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
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Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
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His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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