i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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