i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
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Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
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Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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