if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Randomize
