Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
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you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
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Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
i need some magic done to my vagina
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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