Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
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No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
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No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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