If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
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I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
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Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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