I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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