no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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