Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
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He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
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My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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