So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
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my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
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I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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