I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I am one with the molecules
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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