That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
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Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
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I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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