This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
i need some magic done to my vagina
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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