You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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