apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
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answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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