I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
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My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
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I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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