Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
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I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
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If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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