I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Is Oprah even human
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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