CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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