Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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