It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
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I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
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You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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