Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
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Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
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Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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