garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
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There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
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I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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