4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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