My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
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There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
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they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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