how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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