I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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