Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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