hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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