Are we in a gay sports bar?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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