her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
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Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
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SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
We're too hungover to prance.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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