dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
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im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
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You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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