I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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