Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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