..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
