we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
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Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
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I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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