wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
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Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
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I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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