I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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