I hate your face
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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