While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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