Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
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the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
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The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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