I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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