I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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