Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize
