Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
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you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
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Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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