Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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