love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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