Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
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What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
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Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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