The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
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Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
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I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.