Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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